Ladies and Gentlemen,
I am officially disbanding the Alternates team. I am very sad to do this. Due to current personality and moral conflicts, the Alternates team cannot function as a team. I accept full responsibility for the failure on my part to continue on. I no longer have the will or desire to seek out RLSH in the northwest area.
To the former Alternates team, good luck in the decisions you are making and will make in your life. I hope good things happen to you.
-Zetaman of Portland
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